Remember the Piginator is more than a burger, it is a lifestyle.
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The Piginator (pig-uh-ney-ter) is what most would consider the ultimate "burger". Unlike most "burgers" the Piginator contains no beef, instead it contains a godly mixture of pork products. When these pork products are combined an unstoppable alliance of taste and pleasure never before seen in a burger is formed. The Piginator was invented and perfected by Neil Bolt, his culinary genius has created a burger so delicious that a new word had to be created. This new word was "Piglicious" (ie. "The Piginator is Piglicious"). When asked about this genius creation Neil Bolt made sure to point out that Colin Piercey played a major role with his idea to include additional bacon in the burger's patty. No doubt Neil Bolt is not only super smart he is also a very modest man.
Pigs are known as magical animals by many races throughout the universe. In fact, it is rumored that the almighty pig was the result of a scientific experiment gone surprisingly well by a super genius race of aliens to create the universes ultimate food supply. It is still unknown if this rumor has any real merit but what we can prove is that no other animal will ever provide the major ingredients required to form the almighty Piginator.
As the Piginator's popularity continues to spread globally mass hysteria is effecting pigs everywhere. Meanwhile the Piginator is being backed by the global group know as C.O.W. as the solution to all their problems. As of now it is uncertain how the Piginator will effect the global food crisis, but many predict a decrease in available grain stocks. Grains will be required to provide food in order to meet the growing demand for pork products. Some also predict a surplus of beef products as the standard "hamburger" can now be declared obsolete.
Stay tuned for updates on the PIGINATOR, it's PIGLICIOUS.
Visit the Piginator Wikipedia page
It appears the Wikipedia page was removed because a product that is not widespread cannot have a dedicated page, hopefully that will soon be resolved.